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DHW ([personal profile] dhw) wrote in [community profile] giles_shorts2018-03-02 08:14 pm

Full Moon

Title: Full Moon
Author: DHW
Length: 150
Characters: Giles
Rating: FRT
prompt: first line, last line

First line from Cap's Checking In - 'He was running away'


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He was running away. Beating a tactical retreat, as his father might have said. This was a library, for God’s sake. Naked men in the history section were well above his paygrade. Still...

“I beg your pardon?” he said.

“I need pants,” said the man. He was Scottish. And naked. Very, very naked. “Undercrackers. Kecks. Skivvies. The old scrote tote.”

“Who are you?”

Important enquiries first. It was the Watcher way.

“A better question would be what.”

“What?”

“See. Better. I’m a highland terrier. The name’s Wuffles.”

Well, that explained the accent. But not the rest of it, human-shaped and naked as the rest very much was.

“You don’t look much like a dog to me.”

“Full moon, innit?”

“You’re a…” Giles frowned. “Were…man?”

“Aye. Nasty encounter with a werewolf. Outside of the full moon, o’course. Thought he were just a man.”

“What happened?” said Giles, fascinated.

“I bit him.”
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[personal profile] littleotter73 2018-03-03 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! Very clever!

And Wuffles. I'm crying and laughing at the same time. What an unfortunate name for him during those days and nights he's a man.
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[personal profile] dragonyphoenix 2018-03-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
“I bit him.” Ha! That's delightful.
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[personal profile] il_mio_capitano 2018-03-03 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol. Awesome last line!

[personal profile] foreverbooks 2018-03-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Just when Giles thought nothing could surprise him anymore lol. Too bad he didn't have a spare kilt in the office! great drabble.
Edited 2018-03-04 03:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] feliciacraft 2018-03-09 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe that was too funny! Great story!
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[personal profile] harmony033 2018-03-22 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What a clever twist! I love it! I would love to see his (mis)adventures! :)
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[personal profile] quaggy 2018-04-01 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This one still makes me laugh! Giles is so baffled and yet does his best to remain unflappable. And poor Wuffles
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[personal profile] sparrow2000 2018-10-27 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, that's hilarious. Here from buffyversetop5 and so glad I followed the link! And as a Scot, I fully endorse all those words for knickers. *g*
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Here from buffyversetop5

[personal profile] yourlibrarian 2018-10-28 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Above his paygrade indeed :D
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[personal profile] gilescandy 2019-01-14 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray!
Your video, Full Moon, has been nominated for The Little British Award in the 2019 Headline Awards, celebrating the Anthony Head fandom. Judging and voting will begin on Jan. 21st, and winners will be announced on Feb. 20th.
Please let us know if you would rather not participate.
Good luck! Find us at theheadlineawards.com
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[personal profile] thenewbuzwuzz 2019-02-22 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bwhahahaha, this is just full of surprises ^^