Drabble: Something Stronger Required

[il_mio_capitano]

Title: Something Stronger Required
Rating: FRC
Last line: Perhaps a cup of tea would help.


"Perhaps a cup of tea would help?"

Spike mustered all his soul into an expression of contempt.

"Don't be a plonker, Rupert. This requires the good stuff. Break out the single malt. My heart is literally in pieces on your floor here, mate."

"Well not 'literally' literally," Giles muttered to himself. Some men were cursed with many burdens, his was having to listen to every Buffy break-up story.

"You've got to speak to speak to her, Rupes. I've written something down for you."

Giles narrowed his eyes at the paper.

"Are these rhyming couplets?"

"Would that be a problem?"

Comments

[usedtobeljs]

[applause applause]

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

*laghs*

[lycomingst.livejournal.com]

"Well not 'literally' Giles is a man after my own heart.

I'm so glad Spike showed up. 8 ]

[feliciacraft.livejournal.com]

William the bloody awful poet strike again! ;)

[littleotter73]

Hahahahahahaha! OMG!

That was perfect!

[sparrow2000.livejournal.com]

All kinds of awesome!

[quaggy]

Oh this was brilliant! At first I thought that Spike wanted Giles to give her the poem... but he wants him to recite it, doesn't he! I would love to see Buffy's reaction to that!

I'm trying to imagine scenarios that Giles would even be in a situation where he was forced to offer Spike tea and unwilling sympathy after a post-Spike/Buffy break up. A Season 4/5 AU, maybe, but sometime post-series is the most intriguing. Especially with the direction things might go if Giles really does deliver the poem!

[thenewbuzwuzz.livejournal.com]

"Spike mustered all his soul into an expression of contempt." Heh. :)

Here from buffyversetop5

[yourlibrarian]

Hah! Well he has to keep his hand in...

[comlodge.livejournal.com]

LOL! Perfect start to the year. Thankyou. :D