The St. Valentine's Day Massacre

[il_mio_capitano]

Title: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Author: il-mio-capitano
Characters: Giles and Buffy
Prompt: Valentine
Rating: FRC
Length: 100

Posting bail for her Watcher had not been part of Buffy's plans for Valentine's Day.

"Possession of a deadly weapon in a public place?" she remonstrated.

"Which I didn't get back, you'll notice."

"Giles, you can't crash the mall with a broadsword and expect the cops not to notice. What were you thinking?"

"Well, Anya said there was a massacre in the Hallmark store so I thought I'd better get over there."

"And was there?

He shifted uneasily. "In a manner of speaking."

"Really?"

"Absolute carnage, Buffy. Grown men weeping... The soft toy section alone was the stuff of nightmares."

Comments

[usedtobeljs]

Fun!

[il_mio_capitano]

Thanks

[littleotter73]

LOL

I really do love this! I truly did LOL and then snorted for good measure. I can totally see it considering how many men leave it to the last minute and are usually cajoled into getting something for their sweeties.

Thanks for the giggles. :D

[il_mio_capitano]

Thank you. Always nice to hear I've raised a giggle.

[gilescandy.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Awesome.

[il_mio_capitano]

Thank you

[red-satin-doll.livejournal.com]

"Absolute carnage, Buffy. Grown men weeping... The soft toy section alone was the stuff of nightmares."

This is wonderful! It's not easy to make me laugh out loud but this does the job!

[il_mio_capitano]

You're too kind! Thank you.