"A Bit Too American" Double Drabble, Prompt: Pet Peeves

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WARNING: It is entirely possible that some readers might find some language or concepts in the work offensive, though it does not contain any words you can't say on televison.  There, you've been warned.

 “'Native American,' she says, scolding me like a nursery-school teacher!

( A Bit Too American )