The Lambeth Lothario

[dhw]

Title: The Lambeth Lothario
Author: DHW
Characters: Giles, Ethan
Rating: T
Word Count: 100
Challenge: First line, last line. Last line from Littleotter's drabble, The Imposter.

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“He's back.” 
 

Giles groaned.
 

“So I see.”
 

“Well, what are you going to do about it?”
 

“Me?”
 

“No, the ghost of Christmas past,” said Ethan, rolling his eyes. “Of course you.”
 

“I’m going to sit here, finish my pint and watch while he turns your face into mincemeat.”
 

“I didn’t do anything.”
 

“You shagged his girlfriend. Pretty sure that counts as doing something.”
 

“I didn’t,” said Ethan, affronted.
 

Giles raised an eyebrow.
 

“Alright, there may have been some light hand action.”
 

“Hand action?”
 

“Fingered her round the back of the Dog and Partridge.”

“And they say romance is dead.”