The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
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giles_shortsTitle: The St. Valentine's Day Massacre
Author: il-mio-capitano
Characters: Giles and Buffy
Prompt: Valentine
Rating: FRC
Length: 100
Posting bail for her Watcher had not been part of Buffy's plans for Valentine's Day.
"Possession of a deadly weapon in a public place?" she remonstrated.
"Which I didn't get back, you'll notice."
"Giles, you can't crash the mall with a broadsword and expect the cops not to notice. What were you thinking?"
"Well, Anya said there was a massacre in the Hallmark store so I thought I'd better get over there."
"And was there?
He shifted uneasily. "In a manner of speaking."
"Really?"
"Absolute carnage, Buffy. Grown men weeping... The soft toy section alone was the stuff of nightmares."